Someone I know just had their first sexual experience. They were raised a Mormon, but are what we know as "inactive". For whatever reasons, they don't go to church, and don't live the church life.
The ironic part? His first sexual experience came from a girl he met on a Mormon dating website.
I can't think of anything to say with that...
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Congratulations? And send him some penicillin.
I just read an article that Mormons are not happy because Kraft discontinued some coffee substitute drink they liked to get around their ban on caffeine. I guess I didn't realize that inviting a Mormon girl for a cup of coffee is a blasphemy.
But it wasn't your first right? :-)
Did foreplay include standing at the door until she let him in. Did they do it on pamplets? Play strip bible quotes? Did he ride his bike to her place? I could go on all day.
@Spyder: Heh. Nice!
I thought the M4M section on craigslist was for mormons seeking mormons. Wow, was I ever surprised!
Spyder...the idea of making the beast with two backs is enough to make shudder...and not in a good way.
As I said upon hearing the news, that car probably stalled before it even got out of the driveway.
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