Monday, October 01, 2007

Me...and Me...and Me

Newsweek posted this story online about Googlegangers, which is the end result after you google your own name on the internet. Out of boredom, and curiousity, I decided to try. Turns out that I'm a pretty busy person.

-> I am an actor in second string productions in little local theatres no one has ever heard of in the Oregon area. I play support characters. Ahh...always the extra and never the star. I also look like a man.

-> I also had a bit part in a television show Rough Crossing on the USA Network. I'm the third person on the left by the water cooler. This acting career is REALLY taking off. Julia Roberts better watch her ass!!

-> Dear Lord...I was a student at Pittsburg State. I was a kick-ass volleyball player AND an accounting major. Unfortunately, that's about as exciting as life got for me.

-> Oops...BUSTED! A DWI somewhere in Maryland!!I blew a .15, got slapped with a $1,000 fine and 1 year probation. I was really stupid at 21 years old. The parents were so pissed!!

-> I'm some sort of dental assistant in Colorado for a dental who specializes in dental implants. I've been happily married for almost two years and I enjoy art, camping and baking. I love cuddling with my cat, or my husband. Sometimes at the same time! Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to go take a purge. Then, I'm going to load up the minivan and go to my yoga class.

-> I have a daughter and am married to a, gulp, minister. An internet minister. Our website has all kinds of nature pictures to help you feel at one with God and nature and deers and stuff. We provide you God's teachings on beautiful wallpaper that you can put on your computer to ignore later when you are surfing for porn. If you send us money, we can add more pictures of furry woodland creatures.

-> I ran in some women's run thingie in Kansas City. Oh wait...I really did that.

-> Still acting in plays. I can't seem to make it outside the Oregon state line. At this rate, it's going to take YEARS to get to Broadway. Oh...and I still look like a man.

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