Not that bush, you pervs!! Do you think I would broadcast something like that?
In spite of what you think, I don't share everything on this blog.
I ventured outside with my bush clippers and trimmed the bushes in the front of the house. The neighbor lady across the street stopped to chat with me, and I got a rough estimate on how many trick or treaters I should expect (between 30-50), more if Halloween fell on a weekend.
Now, my bushes look all nice and manicured instead of overrun and neglected. I also managed to hang my one Halloween decoration (a ghost that flits on a line, has a mean face, glows and makes groaning noises...sort of like me in the morning). I bought a black light bulb for the porch light, and will spread some of those fake spider webs on the landing so it will glow under the black light. Hell, I might still even get a pumpkin.
Tonight is the Casserole Event, and I have to go buy some meat (we have to bring our own). I'll even buy some candy to pass out tomorrow.
Tomorrow afternoon, I go back to the salon for a re-do. I remain hopeful.